

The other two looked happy, although Mario didn’t seem to think about their day. Two of them, Captain Toad and the antique shop owner, looked very happy to exist in the warm glow in front of Mario.

All the toads are smiling…except oneįive toads are clearly visible in the foreground of this poster. Our money was spent on a chase scene featuring the Kalimari Express.
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Let’s just hope that Mario’s movie interpretation doesn’t use Yoshis as indiscriminately as we all do to bridge the insurmountable gap, or this family-friendly movie will cause more unnecessary deaths than the floodgates at the KFC hatchery. Maybe it happened over the Kalimari desert in Mario Kart 64, with a train’s route and Yoshi (Mario’s car) had to run and keep up, you get the idea. There’s almost certainly a chase scene for Mario during these mushroom-centric 90 minutes. It stands to reason Nathan Drake has a Jeep and Mario has a Yoshi. It’s undeniably the egg of longtime Mario mainstay Yoshi, right? So we can expect to see the little mount of gum tongue at some point in the movie, we look forward to it. It’s blue, just behind the blue shopkeeper Toad. Peek next to the more anticipated merchandise and you’ll see that iconic egg white with a smattering of colored flecks. “Here it says she’s bad for you” Yoshi’s EggĬheck out that antique store. (Elena is also blonde and has been to a castle, probably like Princess Peach). He and Elena were estranged and barely communicated. Nathan Drake’s bond is getting deeper and deeper here: Although Drake isn’t completely divorced in Uncharted 4, his marriage is on the verge of teetering. It would also explain why Captain Toad uses the exact look of an annoying friend when Mario speaks and says silly and cliché things like “Come on, man! There’s a lot of heiresses in the kingdom!” Yes, anyway, you are A sentient mushroom, defeat it now. This could herald trouble in heaven: Peaches had had enough, and Mazel found himself kicked to the curb. So one would expect – as a civic duty – that his potty would be kept safe. In the words of the British royal family, Mario’s relationship with Peach makes him potentially the Duke of some shit pit. Obviously, these are straight off the shelf: fine for people like you and me, but in Mushroom Kingdom, this is a very close to royalty. Look at the wrinkles around Mario’s butt and legs. So… middle-aged, Indiana Jones… is… is this really an Uncharted movie? Did Nintendo steal Sony by making an Uncharted movie with mushroom skins? Mario movies can revolve around any number of Hollywood tropes, and the Universal Jumping Adventure romp seems fitting: After all, Super Mario Odyssey is essentially that. That’s his treasure hunt gear, more or less, right? Could there be a Lost Treasure or other storyline here where Toad plays the Indiana Jones sidekick, like a short wheel? this is possible. That’s the toad in the foreground, right? He chatted with Mario like they were old friends. That would be the toad in his treasure tracker outfit. Throw in a subplot about Luigi escaping a South American prison, and the Mario movie might end up being a better Uncharted movie than a real Uncharted movie.īob-ombs are kind of like bowling, right? captain toad This could be Old Man Mario, who at some point in his life was similar to Nathan Drake in Uncharted 4: middle-aged, bored, and longing for another goofy adventure. If so, the movie is not an origin story like the Sonic movie. Does this indicate that the film thinks the classic game has already happened in its timeline?

But listen to me: on those shelves, you can clearly see Super Mario Bros. We found him! Pixelated merchandise in an antique shopĬould this serve as a normative clue for the Mario movies in the wider game continuity? I can’t believe I just typed that out with a straight face. So, 7 things we found in Mario posters that might give us some clues about the upcoming movie’s story: Let’s face it, who has time to zoom in on a Twitter post? Well, luckily for you, our job is to do that kind of thing, so you don’t have to. movie has been released, stuffed with Easter eggs and curious details that regular gamers might miss. Ahead of Nintendo’s event on Thursday, a poster for the Super Mario Bros.
